Trish and Tricia

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Trish and Tricia

"Trish, they are not going  to adopt a cat
Those folks are looking for a pup, so scat"
Tricia Tabby advised Miss Trish Kitty.
Thinking she was being witty!

Trish looked up mournfully with saucer eyes
That soulfully begged-tell me no lies
from her cup
The milk she had downed
But now caterwauling she frowned
"Mew ! mew! mi-aaa-ow
Oh that hurts somehow!"

Tricia was placidly playing with a ball of wool
"Mia-aaa-ooww  baby now don't be a fool"
Cat people will feed you fish  So
c-ooome on
Dog lovers just give you chewy bones
Please them all day, perform tricks on a leash
Shake paws bellys up, wag tails, shee--eesh!
Who needs that and all
For a pat?
Cat people are much  smarter than that
They leave you milk on the porch
And let you sit on their mat
In exchange you even get to chase their rats!
They don't put you in collar they don't use chains
They keep a window open for you, in case it rains...

How absurd  to want to train
pets as if we're slaves!
Trish! climb up a tree and just purr out your praise
To the Holymost Big Cat high above
That cats are canny and sleek and wise and tough!
We are not  cats paws for human folks
Here Tricia in rage nearly chokes!
stopping her diatribe for a  morsel of fish
And ever so daintily shares it with Trish...
Cats are canny  enough to share
And not ashamed just wary to show they care!

Be warned all those  who wants a cat
They're no nonsense and-
That's THAT!

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